Emma

John 3:16. Bagel Boss’ niece and Jack Harlow’s girlfriend.

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Keep your weird boyfriends out of my yoga class

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Sorry but this is hot right

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jason Kelce slams phone of guy who shouted “How does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” at him.

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

My boyfriend is so bad at taking out the trash I thought a raccoon got into it

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Was More Attracted to Stanley Tucci Than Penn Badgley When Re-watching ‘Easy A' as an Adult: https://t.co/kq8zhB1fSy

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Mad at my boyfriend (32M) for refusing to let my stuffed animal (30F) sit on the couch with him and watch football

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

It feels illegal to sneeze

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Texts from mom trivia: which ‘he’ is my dad and which ‘he’ is Biden

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Restaurant servers and skinny jeans …. 100% correlation

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

I insist to my dentist that I don’t grind my teeth (I refuse to buy a $600 mouth guard) but if we’re being honest I have a reoccurring fantasy of removing all of the teeth in my mouth. Then I will finally know peace

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Calling it now - 2024 is the year of the puppet

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Has Jennifer Coolidge played Miss Piggie?

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Airport chili … to eat or not to eat

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

I found the one mean Trader Joe’s cashier

[izzi @lZZlPOP]

clocking in to work

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Forgot about Snuggie’s and thought I was onto something for a minute

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Show Tunes themed workout classes should issue a trigger warning. Contemplating taking legal action.

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Margaritaville flags better be flying at half mast today

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Why do hair dressers always have bad haircuts themselves …..

[Emma @grilledcheeeser]

Trying to convince my boyfriend that Timon and Pumbaa were lovers