Grill Master Dad

Within all of us, there lies a father with a passion for grilling

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@Gibson5900 charbroiled booty

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The floor is overcooked steak

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father's day got me fucked up y'all I'm sO AMPED RN LMAO

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damn y'all sometimes i just start thinkin bout all the ungrilled meat out there and get all in my feels

[shan central station 🚂 @IntoShannanigns]

Okay which one of ya'll did this?

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always an embarrassing moment in a man's life when ur wife catches u ferociously masturbating to ur favorite dirty magazine

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don't even talk to me unless you own these kicks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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when she's got that sweet rack 💰😥😜😙💯🔥👌👀

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sometimes if ur tryna get that extra char u have to use the hottest fire 🔥🔥🔥

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This 4/20, pass on grass and light up a grill instead #blazeit

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girl are you ribs bc I want to give you a good rub and marinate you in a covered dish for 3-12 hours and bake you for 2 hours at 300° F

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ur wife borrows the computer and sees this in the search history WYD??

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I grill for these haters nonstop

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when your family is opening presents on christmas morning, but #grillislife

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Pro tip: Wear a chef's hat 24/7 so there is no chance u will be mistaken for an amateur. #protip #getfuckedhaters

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When ur wife says, "You have to make a choice! Me, or that stupid grill of yours!" #dontgiveadamnaboutyoubarbara

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"Dad, can I see your phone?"
"Yeah hold on one second."

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What defines luxury? Fast cars? Exotic watches? Fuck that. Meet the Kalamazoo K1000HS Hybrid Fire Freestanding Grill with Side Burner.

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Never lose sight of what's important ❤🔥