dejiorno

🇵🇭 • mean virgo • 23

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

Boyfriend's younger sister's new boyfriend paid the dinner tab before we even sat down and my boyfriend over here like "I would never lmao"

[ྐ❤︎ @TrapYogurtt]

am i too woke or everything and everyone is misogynistic

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

I feel like Twitter got so boring after Elon took over 😔 but I don't want my Instagram followers to see me tweet like I would on Twitter but on Threads 😪

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

Straight hair got me feeling like Ciara

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@imfynerthanfyne So first dudes think it's too much to cover the bill on a date and now they dont wanna look bad when you offer?? These nggas stupid

[J @juhlissuhh]

If she runs, I’m voting for her again.

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@spotifyaddict03 @glamdemon2004 To still hold an in-person high school graduation ceremony. But it was covid and we were put on lockdown so it didn't change anything lol

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@glamdemon2004 These people had me cracking up, they made a whole petition thinking it was gonna do sum lmao

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@glamdemon2004 I got death threats for saying throwing an in person graduation during fresh lockdown 2020 was dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like these people are bots

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@mizombs Did this twice with different dudes and never got my bowl 😭

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

don’t ever think it can’t happen to you

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

@jiggadat_ @byebyegirlyy @LiIBarbieStar Its the episode with the coconut cream pies right?

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

Winnie harlow… they’re coming to get you

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

When I’m on my deathbed, I’m gonna ask for one last hit of a Miami Mint Geek Bar

[Divyanshi 🦋 @avogandu]

you were not ugly, you were just a kid and kids don't have to be attractive

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

Starkilla is the song I NEEDED. Thank you mama @amaarae you never miss

[dejiorno @grimalkynes]

Men are the biggest fucking babies i swear