Ethan

they want to kill rock n roll because they know it makes us horny man

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

a waffle home https://t.co/5vmampPheo

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

god I hope so

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

currently teaching the sprites and woodland critters how to execute a two step

[Fat @cantlosefat]

Bitches get drunk and get to pissin outside like a pack of rottweilers

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Happy opening day to Timothee Chalamet

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

jane from breaking bad

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

@imliterallyanna did you do this

[TB🤴🏾 @TevonBlair]

I’m at the age now where anywhere there’s teenagers I do not want to be there.

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

we need new criminal masterminds to emerge from nashville's underbelly so it forces piss booty to come out of retirement

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

Jared Goff couldn't save us from the darkest timeline

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

gotta down this health potion (ice cold PBR) before i take down this frost troll (guy side eying me at cobra) so I can get to high hrothgar (the shitter)

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

@maiaraee pretty people like us don't have to read

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

mansplaining is okay if it's potentially life saving information (dune lore)

[FireMonkey @FireMonkey]

You can not griddy as a LEGO character.

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

imagine getting to day 5 of christmas and thinking that you have enough birds only to receive 6 more the very next day

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

it's literally impossible..
your bitch has to be bad but not TOO bad, or you're a bitch, & that's bad..
you're supposed to smoke good, but if you smoke TOO tough you have to stop..?
they expect you to move different, but if your swag TOO different they'll KILL you??

[Odiase @odivse]

this how i feel everytime i'm getting a tattoo

[Ethan @grimcheddar]

we just need more guys out there making doohickeys and thingamajigs