Hans Grimm

Webgeek, AccessibilityNerd, manic bass guitar monster, idiot with a camera. Does code just because he can. Cynic. Blocked and unblocked by @realdonaldtrump.

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After standing in the lunch queue for 15 minutes progressing about 1 meter, I made a decision. #cssday

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https://t.co/MiCORxIvuO

A worthy cause!

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@Artlist_io When trying to animate a photo, or upscale one, I get error messages. This has been going on for a few days now. What is happening?

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@geertwilderspvv Dit heeft toch wel een behoorlijke 6/1/21 vibe. Je hebt verloren. Deal with it, loser.

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@elonmusk That’s what you get when you back a negative candidate, @elonmusk 😉

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@kangaroos991 Good riddance to bad rubbish. But, stay away from Europe; we don’t want your kind here, already have them, called PVV and FvD…

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@mtgreenee Shut up, Klan Mom.

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@MikeSington And halfway through his “speech”, a nearly empty conference room. So pathetic. And so funny 😆

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@geertwilderspvv Ga je nou eindelijk eens gedragen als een verbindend en weldenkend mens, in plaats van constant bij te dragen aan de polarisatie.

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Dr. Hannibal Lecter Responds to Trump https://t.co/o02cqzofSF via @YouTube

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Temper tanTrump.

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Kamala for President https://t.co/wDzE4nMZon via @YouTube

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JD was here. #JDVance #CouchGate

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https://t.co/3VBAtGAnMo

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Vincent van #Trump.
Let’s all hope that come November, he’s out on his ear.

[Lisa @lisareality1]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

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@IndianaMarcel #my2cents: de ene bus is gewoon 300ml, de andere bus is 275ml + 25ml extra = 300ml. De eerste bus wordt gekocht door gewone mensen, de andere door goedgelovige zielen.

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Co(mmo)de of Conduct. #cssday #cssday2024

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.@realDonaldTrump found guilty on all 34 counts. Justice done . Sentencing on July 11. Hope you’ll enjoy Rikers, Donald.

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Hello @SpigenWorld, your case is shedding letters. Me, I’m waiting till it spells “pig” 😂