Bert McGuirk

•Lowered Expectations•

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Haven’t been on Twitter for while. Most of my feed is hot trans girls now. 😘

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@EmmaLovesYou206 I dont know what your goal is, but so far, so good.

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@KristinLRaught I peek back into here mostly for your pics. 🤗

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A Matter Of Tact https://t.co/l8AeDIODih via @YouTubeMusic again?

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Become the Root https://t.co/oebSBfFUJ1 via @YouTubeMusic

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@EmmaLovesYou206 After turning forty, I finally realized that I should date women at least in their thirties.

I hadn’t dated anyone in years, and I still haven’t, but I did realize that then…

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@EmmaLovesYou206 Oh, hello. 😋

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“I find your lack of faith…disturbing”

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Space Song https://t.co/KnoAucKkYX via @YouTubeMusic🥺

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@EmmaLovesYou206 9! They are mein!

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I will slowly eat all of the tortellonis…
Portion size be damned!!!

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@larskenseth you on Bluesky yet? Anyone else there that you know of from Megaboom?

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@EmmaLovesYou206 It’s been lovely, but also guilting me into putting new Damp-Rid bags in the poor Probe…

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@EmmaLovesYou206 *Furtively exits stage left, then peeks around the curtains*

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

If we're planning on increasing the size of states, I have a solution

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@EmmaLovesYou206 Come to Bluesky. I know it’s more work, but I miss seeing your posts. ☺️

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@Jomboy_ It’s all gravy, but I live for playin’ watching’ GUTS, and Warehouse Games… 👏🏻

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@TylerRuinsTV Why I voted for “Mike”…

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@WUTangKids Aramark’s finest!
(They’re worse than Sysco, right?)

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@MeganBitchell I once painted myself black, not brown, but pure black as a costume where I was meant to be a shadow. It wasn’t received well… :/