Moisés

hotter than a California Summer

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Oh - I’m about to introduce the west to some shit when I get back home. On some reverse Christopher Columbus shit.

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Italians are just Mexicans with a drizzle of olive oil

[Froggy Tonic @froggytonic]

In the end he was right.

People did create a million Charlie Kirks 🥹

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Lobster not shrimp

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Big prawns maybe

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Big prawns maybe

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Whoever first uttered the phrase “You thought you could (blank), Think again” was a fucking genius.

[🦋 @callmeness__]

That Andre Nickatina/Equipto duo was unmatched, you just had to be there

[Moisés @grimyflow]

I work out in converse with holes and promotional free t shirts, the way God intended.

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Put it on citas??? I think he meant to say word to folk.

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

A.I wishes it could animate this 😭

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Instagram is crazy. Please stop recommending the parents of random kids I went to high school with. I don’t like experiencing sonder for weird kids

[Variety @Variety]

Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing."

"I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers)

https://t.co/WhEGoNVHIV

[Moisés @grimyflow]

The Drama >>>>

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

had this friend They ripped out her IUD for the copper . cant have shit in Oakland

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

take this to bluesky please

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Watching a stream of someone play video games is some nutso crazy shit. Look inwards and seek help.

[Moisés @grimyflow]

See how easy it is to lie on the internet? I’m at work slaving away. Haven’t even eaten all day.

[Moisés @grimyflow]

Just had the best steak ever in Italy

[miia @miiagarro]

i look at some of y'all relationships like yeah the car keeping them together