Barrett Bisognani

if my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

Chick-fil-A has done a lot of smart things but the smartest is convincing millions of people that a chicken nugget inside a dinner roll is breakfast

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

@cosmoappliances I have a brand new fridge and the ice maker has never worked. Your customer support has been little to no help and I am having to buy bags of ice for my fridge. Please have someone contact me

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

It’s definitely my fault for ordering a McDonald’s milkshake through Uber eats and thinking it would actually make it to me but for them to instead send an extra Diet Coke was just a little insulting

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

12 years ago today, the world was blessed with Brie Larson singing Black Sheep in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World https://t.co/IVJxNrbA7w

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

Boys we are the boys in motion we give you our devotion

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

@PaulasChoice hi! I’ve emailed your support team 3 times about an order and haven’t heard back. Can someone get back to me?

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

I hate Idris Elba and Justin Timberlake for their roles in The Office and The Social Network, respectively, and no other role they play will change my mind. They were very good at being the absolute worst congrats guys I can’t stand your faces

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

Just saw Talladega Nights for the first time (I know, I know) but my favorite line is: “Applebees has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!”

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

Buffalo Wild Wings is just babysitting for grown men. Eat this finger food and watch the tv please

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

@brookeporritt At first I thought you were talking about Apple laptops, in which I hold the same opinion, but even stronger so for the fruit

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

People genuinely DMing/reaching out to celebrities is just so funny to me

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

My toxic trait is fully believing I could hold on to the wing during a flight and not fall off

[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

@AltheeaRaps The Festival 🧡

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

[Vic @stillvicccc]

LMAAOOOOO https://t.co/8Cq8cKms6i

[Savage Dan @SavageDan10_]

I need to find a new planet

[🌻HAPS @GotSomeHaps]

I’ve made meme

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

Not Wordle, just the rainbow studded belt from Hot Topic I wore in high school
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[Barrett Bisognani @grinandbareittt]

Had a dream I was in Vegas about to get on an elevator. It opened and @katyperry was inside with a camera crew and a mic and told me to sing. I woke up singing the first words of Tennessee Whiskey

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

bitches in my old phone, i should call one and go home