Micheal AndersonJr.

|Christian✝️|

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Adulting is NOT doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you're just very tired.

[MJ👑 @iam__Jezreel]

If you are a Christian, you aren't a Virgo, Cancer, or Aquarius. You are a child of God.

Stop participating in witchcraft.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I hatė it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.” Do you ever call me too ??

[solé @layxsnv]

Lord knows if they bring these back it’s going down 😩😩😩

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Pelinka legit about to have his 5th gap year in a row

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Thank you, LeBron 💜💛

[Mia💋 @MIZLOW17]

Bring these bbbaaaccckkkk PUHHLEEAAASSSEEE 😩😩😩🤌🏽 @Doritos it was nun like em 🥺🤌🏽

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“last mission I swear”

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

On my soul this lamest shit I ever seen lol, no one even asked him he literally just said it. L Pops idc.

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

Bible the coldest book ever written

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i honestly can’t wrap my head around it. if God put this much order into the smallest parts of creation, what makes you think He would leave you completely on your own?

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Brian Davis @byBDavis]

I’m no NBA coach, but why is the 7-footer always 21-24 feet from the basket?

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[Tai Tauqk @tauqk]

This is One Piece at its peak.

[kordell @lledrook]

mitch johnson when you ask him why fox was in instead of harper