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[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

He’s doing great.

[gare @gringogarrett]

I’m a lucky man.

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It’s been over a year since my last tweet.. not sure if I got my mojo back or if I’m back on my bullshit.. either way, 🖕🏻

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@MadisonLouch been on this madds wave for forever now. See you sat @LiveAtFirefly 🤙🏻

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@Spotify why can’t you switch the order of the songs in a playlist from ascending to descending on iPhone app? I’m tired of scrolling.

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@WillPedigo My job is to inform the peasants

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@Sdotinc I’ve always wondered why we only eat stuffing at thanksgiving.. it should be just as common as mashed potatoes

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@chrissyteigen

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Not a fan of people who include their salutation in their email signature.

You took the time out of your day to send the email... just finish it.

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@halfcreek3 @JoeBiden Your avatar looks like you’re taking a shit, in the woods, behind the trailer park you have never ventured from. Where are you right now is the question.

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My grandmother gave me her Galileo Thermometer that she’s kept in her kitchen window for years just bc I expressed interest in it. It’s really cool but the best part about it is that it reminds me of her everyday

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My new roommates

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@Cuhlarious_BIG Thanks Claire, i could never relate to anything I read about NPD and never understood why I continue to be labeled such

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I told my psychiatrist I’m pretty certain I have narcissistic personality disorder bc every girl I’ve ever dated came to that conclusion.

He replied: are any of your ex gf’s psychiatrists?

Then proceeded to diagnose me as high functioning Aspergers.

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Octopi have been my latest fascination and I’m on the verge of buying a 40 gallon fish tank for a pet octopus. But then I think about Blackfish and the orcas at seaworld and how detrimental confining a highly intelligent animal can be. I’m torn.

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@slangthoughts Me waiting for my ex to stop tweeting about me 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄🥱🤒

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@altnation Peddle Bike 🔥🔥

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The first to bloom of about 20 in my yard. A few are over 9 ft tall

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I’ve been waiting months for this! Two females frequenting my feeder so far, hoping some males like the goodies

[pat regan @poregan]

every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"