Matt

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

My favourite wrestler is ‘Steven Flowe’, a grunge styled fighter whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam….except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on the Seattle double flannel.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

The snickers vein is one thing but giving me a straight up leaker? Reeses your days are numbered #nastybastards

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

Jalen Brunson is the Jalen Hurts of the NBA:

• Turn up in the playoffs
• Disrespected constantly
• Elite leaders
• Thrive under pressure
• Changed the culture of their franchise
• Do as much or as little as it takes for their team to win
• Finals/SB MVP & Champions

[👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼 @Philly_Bul215]

Second round pick who was questioned if he could lead a team to a championship

[David @DavidNeiszPHL]

Enjoy six minutes of Eagles QB Jalen Hurts from Super Bowl 59

[Froggy Tonic @froggytonic]

In the end he was right.

People did create a million Charlie Kirks 🥹

[nemu 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 @nemutaru_]

his "legacy" in question: