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90% of people select one of these jokes as the funniest one. Which do you think it is?
1) I was horrified when my wife told me our six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
2) Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3) Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Your pick says a lot about your personality... Which joke do you like best?

1) What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist.
2) What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
3) I broke up with my girlfriend Ruth. Now I’m Ruth-less.

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

Which of these 3 jokes do you like the best? 1) I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. So she gave me a hug. 2) You don’t need a parachute to skydive once. You need one to skydive twice. 3) Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

Any thoughts on the iPhone Air? My guess for what's coming next year is the iPhone Breeze. You can’t see it, but it’ll still cost $1,299.

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Elon endorsing McGregor for president is like NASA picking Jack Sparrow to run mission control.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shame on Simon Harris for tyrannically blocking the will of the people of Ireland!

Conor McGregor for President to save Ireland.

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

Joke of the day comes with an important question... Why don't giraffes get invited to hide and seek?

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Messi ❌ Ronaldo ❌
At this rate, the Ballon d’Or’s about to get listed on eBay.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Ronaldo and Messi losing finals in the space of one week ❌

Times are changing for the GOATs 😢😔

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

Kawhi Leonard really signed a $28M deal to plant invisible trees so the Clippers could stay under the cap. 🌳💸
Forget ‘Load Management’ — this is ‘Lawn Management.

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ESPN's RedZone introducing ads is like your vegan friend suddenly ordering a steak.

‘7 hours of commercial-free football’ now comes with commercials...

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

Are people born with a photographic memory? 🧠

Or does it take time to develop?

#dadjokes #jokes #everydaythoughts

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Me: Can I open a joint account?

Banker: Sure, with who?

Me: I’m not picky. Anyone rich will do.

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

I bought a book on reverse psychology...
Don’t read it. #life #jokes #dadjokes

[grinninglabs @grinninglabs]

I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing. 🐶

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab.

The results speak for themselves

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Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is wondering if that means Ketchup is a smoothie.

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@AllAbIntroverts fr...

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

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@weekdayjokes LOL

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