Tim

The world through the wrong end of a telescope.

[Tim @grissini]

@hexayurt No.

[Tim @grissini]

@brassyn ❤️ loff

[Tim @grissini]

@gruber There were battery incidents with the G4 PowerBook series in mid-2000s, later than the 5300 issues: https://t.co/c4h4bAifVr This didn’t create an ‘Apple in decline’ narrative bcs Dell etc also affected but not right to say ‘nothing like [a battery fire] has happened’ since 1995.

[Tim @grissini]

@brassyn Could be the whole of the book for all I know. Everything I’ve learned about this tome I know from the white hot fury of blowhards and roasters.

[Tim @grissini]

YEAH I SAID I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? EH? EH? EH?

[Tim @grissini]

Happy new year, tweeps!

[Tim @grissini]

@DrWhoMoment I mean, people seem cross about the possibility of this but it had already been done with Sam in the EDAs.

[Tim @grissini]

@NadiaShireen Ooh! Top tip! Finding you could buy decongestant tablets separately completely changed my life. That way you don’t even need to have the paracetamol if you don’t want to, never mind the caffeine.

[Tim @grissini]

He has gone the full Bad Tempered Ladybird.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Liz_Wheeler I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone

[Tim @grissini]

Never before has so much bullshit been spoken by one with so little self-awareness, and broadcast to so many.

[Tim @grissini]

I know this place is a ghost town now, but poking my head out to say thank fuck Hancock’s out the jungle and not near winning. I hope his intensely self-serving and dull post-eviction interview gives the plonkers who voted for him some pause.

[Tim @grissini]

@danhartland Bird poo is good luck! I meant that only a thoughtless bird would fly overhead and neglect to bless you with this munificence.

[Tim @grissini]

@danhartland Sid James got paid for ‘em.

[Tim @grissini]

@iainjclark I never felt like I understood this story, and it’s been about 23 years sinde I last tried!

[Tim @grissini]

@natchanticleer @NussbaumAbigail Something something nightmare in silver.

[stabilo @stabiloFFC]

This letter in the new Viz is fantastic.

[Tim @grissini]

@neonepiphany That’s good to know, and I appreciate you taking the time to reply :)

[Tim @grissini]

@neonepiphany I also don't know what the current exclamation mark is meant to denote at a glance, other than that something needs attention from the user? But it's not down to the user to get a game back on to Game Pass. Hence the circle-with-line-through icon being more appropriate here.

[Tim @grissini]

@neonepiphany I v much like that icons are being proposed to communicate this stuff at a glance! But as they are currently, I looked at the 'disc is missing' icon and saw it to mean 'disc is not allowed', which confused me.