Gristol Malik

I am Gzesaverich Gristol Malik the RIGHTFUL ruler of Grulovia. 33 yo. My father was a dope. I love cotton candy & caviar A LOT. 🍭🐟

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My name is Gristol Malik. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Grulovia, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty m

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Together they rule!

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Everything is super cool!

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Grulovia! Grulovia! You're always right!

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I LOVE THE PSYCHONAUTS

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You won't regret it. I mean LOOK at these eggs!

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I am Gristol Malik, son of Gzar Theodore, rightful ruler of Grulovia, and servant of Maligula!

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I'm going to restore a whole country to greatness. A country that your heroes the Psychonauts tore apart.

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I'm telling my dad!

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I'm going to ignore that last part because it makes no sense to me. But I'm trusting that you know what you're doing.

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Ouch!

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Razputin.

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Mail?

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Grulovia! Grulovia! He is our hope!

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I'll never tell!

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And we have only one hope. There's one person who knows how to fight her.

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You were obviously in distress, so I pulled you out.

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Trust me, you've done enough in there. (laughs)

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But that's what cooled them down BEFORE they got too violent.

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Together they rule!

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