Queen Griswaldo🐙

ur mom 🐄🐙

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

The power of Pitbull will get me through this

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Cuando estás disfrutando de tu tiempo a solas y la gente empieza a aparecer de la nada.

[L£na _LFC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇳 @Ehaad_lena66]

Mon Taximan a insulté un autre taximan et l'autre a répliqué "va là bas avec ton vilain client." Moi j'ai fais quoi ?

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

We’re going to a convention in a couple weeks and my coworker tried to tell me I don’t need to pack outfits

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

Realized idk where my favorite bag is

[ً @cfwmx]

bitch if you gone be anything in life be fr

[𝓝☆ @ddown2mars]

I have been nothing but Mexican to you

[rat 🌸 @ouilizard]

reminded that this video exists and it made my day

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

My Apple Music account restarted and it deleted my profile pic
I was like 15 in that pic and it’s gone 4 ever

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[micheal @godsb0y]

went out last night and woke up with no hangover

[i like food @messedupfoods]

“honey bring out the fine china” 🥹

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

Just sent out all my morning reels if u didn’t get one go ahead and think about what you did bruh

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

If I ever have kids and they’re not artists they are super duper highkey not welcome in my home

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

One of the daycare kids told me they wanna meet my dad lol ,, me too girl

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

My dog barked and my mom asked if it was me

[Queen Griswaldo🐙 @griswald_o]

My dog barked and my mom asked if it was me