joe

failed success story 🍥
i don't know anything

[joe @griswaldultra]

the weed telling me i will die in 7 days

[joe @griswaldultra]

@sockthrowing7DX @OAbendale hi buddy 👋

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Ignorant ass guido dude next to me really just ordered caviar to stunt for his girl like he's cultured #niggacalmdown #getafuckinburger

[joe @griswaldultra]

*throws a quarter in a wishing well*
i wish my Jordans weren't fake 😕

[joe @griswaldultra]

too busy smoking weed to care for my newborn son #firstworldproblems

[joe @griswaldultra]

on shrooms taking 75 minutes to eat these fruit snacks

[joe @griswaldultra]

i'm cooking crack in the hotel room this the real tourist trap

[joe @griswaldultra]

menthol

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

You can add 1 topping
RULES: You cannot add..
Mustard
Chili
onion
Cheese of any kind
And no mayo

[joe @griswaldultra]

minecraft mod idea: realistic pickaxe that maims the everliving fuck out of anything you hit repeatedly

[joe @griswaldultra]

halfway through the corona 6 pack

[joe @griswaldultra]

flashbang your local mayor

[joe @griswaldultra]

bought a 40 to pour out just for kit fisto

[joe @griswaldultra]

my g faizos are busted and fake as fuck

[joe @griswaldultra]

they shot the former president and i was just sitting here jacking off

[joe @griswaldultra]

this moment during the debate was wild

[joe @griswaldultra]

I would be so good at karate if I just applied myself

[Osama Bin Laden @death2america]

Masturbating

[joe @griswaldultra]

if i showed my aunt dame tu cosita she would die laughing