man

do not follow me

[man @grittyexpert]

I’m sipping on sex on the beach hold the beach

[man @grittyexpert]

Thinking of becoming a philosopher, anyone know any places that are hiring?

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I’d rather walk through snow than horse shit but at least when I’m walking through horse shit I know there’s greener grass ahead

[man @grittyexpert]

Super boof

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In my dream scenario I turn into a moose Animorphs style

[man @grittyexpert]

I’ve been investing in real estate. I’m now the proud owner of 3 separate beaver damns.

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“Psssh yeah ok” I say as the immortal being that has existed as he is unchanged for thousands of millennia critiques my deadlift form

[man @grittyexpert]

I’ve gathered you here today to watch me disappear into the sun

[man @grittyexpert]

And on the 7th day, God was just chilling

[man @grittyexpert]

In R/Meth asking for life advice

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@kleberfevah Gooooooog ridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[man @grittyexpert]

If they had the Mount Everest hiking trails on Google maps I think I could do it in an afternoon. Might make a nice weekend out of it

[man @grittyexpert]

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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I’m the best fracker on the east coast

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Listening to Taylor swift while swinging my feet in the air changed my life

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Zaza got my boy feeling pachulia

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Type of shit I’ve been on

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My favorite cocktail is a Miller lite

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Looking to get my hands on a chili scented candle. Let me know if you stumble across one.

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@2GodsClash Challenge accept

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I think I’m going to freak it

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I believe I have entered the doldrums