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[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

This is how greedy I’m feeling too.

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

Never run into ppl I cut off. They don’t do the cool shit I do.

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[IM DONE. TZUTZU…baby…🏰 @jeonghives]

people saying not to worry about hantavirus spreading cause it requires close contact like we don’t live in a society of people who refuse to stay home if they’re sick

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[rave* @rareblurs]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

you try to find a Beyoncé song to walk down the aisle to & every song starts so beauty & then is like i’d rather chop off my fingers & choke & die than to spend ten seconds without you. its like sister wait slow down 😭

[ひ @yungnstackin]

art class used to blow tf outta me, how you gon be mad cause I can't draw

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*

[clo clo @kingcloz]

The funny part is, he also believes there’s a switch he’ll be able to flip after years of negative habit development. Good luck to everybody.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[HewisLamilton🐢 @notsussychungus]

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

klay thompson when he wakes up with goat legs because everyone on earth placed a curse on him

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Idk call it what you want if mf buys a house with me and tells me he doesn’t “know” if he can be “monogamous” imma show him how a bitch go down the slide. Imma nonmonog so hard he gone want an elective lobotomy.

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Israeli soldiers tortured this 18-month-old baby in Gaza to force a confession out of his father during an interrogation

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS