Grizzy bear

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Boy: I want to change something about you.
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Your last name.
Girl: *blushes* you mean—
Boy: That's right, Megatron.

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Me: “Can I have a few extra days off before Christmas?"

Boss: “It's May.”

Me: “Sorry. May I have a few days off before Christmas?”

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Patient: So doctor, do I have rabies?
Doc: Short answer. Yes.
Patient: What's the long answer?
Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

@grizzybear45

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

cry me a river

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Therapist: I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?
Me: Can't say I do.
Therapist: That's one of them.

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Him: Did you cum?
Her: Yeah to my senses, get out of my house.

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

Things Tony can not handle

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When you find out you ARE the daddy

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How you look when Papi hitting it from the back just right.

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Amazing how far we have come.....the technology to fake a swimming

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When you roofied your own drink and leave with a dude named "Sam"

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

The rejected stunt doubles for B2K.

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The Weeknd distant brother, The month.

[Grizzy bear @grizzybear45]

He just found the solution to his child support problems

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When you're about to break your back trying to feel his dick

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When you get your shit pushed in but you still gotta be thug

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@Jra2609 You can thank him for starting it