rog

America runs on beer zyns and diesel

[rog @grjackson23]

If you’re my future employer and you find this account.. you didn’t

[rog @grjackson23]

I’ve seen the same girl on hinge at least 5 times idk who’s got issues me or her

[rog @grjackson23]

I just seen @brett_kehn try and facefuck a poster of Kirby Smart in the bathroom of a Dairy Queen

[rog @grjackson23]

This is said Keenan feller

[rog @grjackson23]

@Mista_L5P I feel sorry for a feller, I’m glad I never got my sea legs cmon

[rog @grjackson23]

@Mista_L5P I’m quick with it, call me Russian

[rog @grjackson23]

Also rn @Mista_L5P is quivering like a 6th grader asking a 10th grader to prom rn trying to come up with a post

[rog @grjackson23]

Who reminded me I had this app? Oh wait @Mista_L5P good boy

[rog @grjackson23]

There was this one woman one time who told me I was attractive then said I looked liked her dad. The second comment made it more awkward than saying you too when you get told to have a good workout at the gym

[rog @grjackson23]

There’s some feller in this establishment I think he claims to be named Keenan. Feller is scaring the hoes more than a 6 year old in a a haunted house

[rog @grjackson23]

1 beer or 31 beers I’m still the baddest motherfucker out of Stevenville Texas

[rog @grjackson23]

@Mista_L5P The scantily clad women really throws off the focus of the pristine beer temperature and the superb pot roast God Bless

[rog @grjackson23]

Twin peaks. Good store

[rog @grjackson23]

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, another year of seeing mfs post women I’d be embarrassed to

[rog @grjackson23]

If you need me today don’t I’ve got a hangover that’s ringing my bell like a steam train leaving the station

[rog @grjackson23]

I really hate mfs who are broke as a shattered mirror pulling women who deserve better

[rog @grjackson23]

No jokes today just pain pt3

[rog @grjackson23]

I do more wrong than a blind man in a strip club who listened to the intro of cold 45 one few many times

[rog @grjackson23]

I’m more fired up than a 4th of July firework

[rog @grjackson23]

If she entertains 2 other dudes she more run through than the Gatlinburg tunnel

[rog @grjackson23]

Imagine talking about vacuuming my pork sword just to say you’re not over your ex