Gretchen Mattner

Survivor of several life ~fires~. Now, livin' the dream. Originally from ... my mom.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow, Republicans are running a 78-year-old convicted felon for president. Yikes!

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

So, we're all on Twitter today?

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Grateful to be the mom of these two. ♥️

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

R u OK? No. My arm hurts because I got vaccinated on Friday. (But I'm so happy to have something new to complain about! 😏)

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

@rachelpridee NO

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

@MaryLTrump Sucker for a sunset

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Wishing I had known Bridgerton turned into soft core porn before I started watching. Cringey first-timer scene with barely old enough youngster was not expected. 🥴

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Is Stacey Plaskett wearing a hero's cape right now?

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

My boyfriend just asked me to call him "Midweek". 🤣

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

MADAM Vice President and Great Grampy President! What a happy, happy day!!

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Noodles are my boyfriend

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My favorite color is blue.

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Georgia ... you are a peach!

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

"You have to go home now."

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Why is it dark already? Did it even get light at all today? So far, I'm not that impressed with 2021!

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

After 52 nights on the lam, I am now tucked into my very own bed

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

I think I have now become the old German woman who likes things done in a particular way...with order and structure

[Gretchen Mattner @grmttnr]

Damn. All these high expectations for 2021. I'm not gonna get my hopes up. We'll see...