@SeagerCreations when is he going to experience a lack height problem? he needs to be shrunk, his little feet freed from his boots and socks, and then "played" with, dude.
@SeagerCreations imagine if he fit in the palm of your hand with the only chance to be restored to his former size was to willingly let you pull his skaters off, then peel his socks off, and have fun with him. then, when you're done, slip him in your pocket, you know, for later.
@SeagerCreations they need to be shrunk--then you can strip their boots and socks off as you wish, and enjoy them at your leisure...saving them for later, too.
@SeagerCreations he needs to be made pocket sized, this way you can strip his socks from him with your mouth, then tickle him with your giant tongue...and save him for later. remember, if he's small, he won't take up a lot of room or need a lot of food. :D
@SeagerCreations the dude needs to be made pocket-sized, then tickled. then let's see how well he is after being tickled for 15 minutes...if he can't stand being tickled, then he becomes the man's pocket pet.