matthew

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Credit card company suing me for not paying them back..

[tippity @tippity]

they spoke about all of this in metal gear solid 2, y’know

[Jösef 🇵🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇰🇷🇧🇦 @ilovemilkcakes]

Just upgraded from an iPhone 14 with 60% battery health to a 17

[matthew @grnsw8]

please vote me for white boy of the year

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

This is like the final scene of Dark Knight Rises

[ein @stylishdawg]

they changed it to 7pm

[MixingMartialArts @RyanAWagMMA]

They made a second Reneir De Ridder

[balta 🦕 @BGarcN2]

did they put dynamite under sean penn’s bed? goddamn dude 😭

[g @34rths]

Are you only hanging out with me because of the Prophecy

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

this the hardest pic of all time

[Jay @Jay_OnHere]

The waitress giving me the beers when there's a Guitar Hero machine nearby

[ericka @erickamarano]

Yankees got my friend playing 3B rn

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

how do you break it to a dude that his dog is chopped

[JGMMA @TheJGMMA]

My employee spotlight fun fact was “bjj brown belt”

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Coke zero is an indica and diet coke is a sativa

[matthew @grnsw8]

@gllittter literally me