Kevin Wolff

I wouldn't be caught dead at a Public School

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

The “Israel War Room” posts this clip of a worldwide children’s advocate and a mayor fighting for free childcare right after bombing a girls’ school and killing at least 85 students

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Loaded guns should be placed throughout the home: one on the nightstand, one next to the toothbrush in the bathroom, a family gun for the dining room table, and it is polite to keep a small basket of loaner guns for any houseguests. https://t.co/0l0B3WDnGu

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

@consumertc @BDayBoysMitch god i hate that im tweeting at you for this, but i must know if you experienced this growing up in *uincy. Loving the sidetit edit of girls gone wild vol. 2 available right now on the @SpotifyUSA Thursday night Snack Pack. Walk is jacking so hard

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

🎵Its the most wonderful time of the year🎵

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

It is once again Lexus's December to Remember Sales Event. The most wonderful time of the year

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is a real photo of Kari Lake vacuuming the red carpet before meeting Donald Trump.

A member of Kari team told us she insisted on personally making sure the carpet was spotless out of “respect for the office of the President of the United States.”

This is servant leadership

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Bear gets hit in the nuts and tries to walk it off 😂😂😂😂

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Fantastic Mets season, lots of great moments from the most likable team they've put out there in literal decades, and as one last act of fan appreciation they're going to get their postseason over with before the scheduled start of The Rookie on ABC. First class all the way.

[Big Elly Brim. @UncleNarco]

When sudowoodo is blocking my way to ecruteak city in Pokémon silver:

[Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18]

Since retirement, I have been lucky to avoid stealing millions of dollars from the poorest people in my state.

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Gisele Bündchen candidly revealed the sacrifices she has made for her husband Tom Brady, who lost two Super Bowls to the New York Giants. https://t.co/04ctjYZM6k

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/6GWuaGM5M0

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

Something that will never not be funny is the nhl flashing up how many career playoff games ray ferraro has whenever he is on screen

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

As called on MSG:

[Jack Johnson @jackjohnson]

Jack’s album ‘On & On’ turns 19 years old today! Here’s a look back at live performances from some of the biggest songs off the record. What’s your favorite ‘On & On’ tune?

Be sure to catch Jack and the band on the road this summer as part of his ‘Meet The Moonlight’ Tour!

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

The Muppets are so underutilized by society as a whole

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

4 days until @jackjohnson bday

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Congrats to Ryder!!
The newest member of the driving community

[Kevin Wolff @grockdude]

Triple D is the only show that ill watch when someone i hate pops on and instead will start thinking “oh shit the Jimmy Johns founder is a bit of a heat seeker and wants more jalapeno on his sandwich”. The show is a masterclass of skill

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

14 years ago today, Eli Manning and the Giants took down the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII.

18 wins and 1 Giant loss.