Fresh Prince of Bowel Air

you know just being me or whatever

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

I beat my grandparents in scrabble today and I just want to thank my FANS 😭

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

You’re a leech and she’s a leech too

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

DON’T DO IT!!!!

These dusty men aren’t worth your time!!!!

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

Why would I EVER have my read receipts on lol

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

Fuck

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

No matter how hard you try you really are always going to be the villain in SOMEONES story LMAO.

[kaomi @kaomi_k]

Sexting the CEO and you still gotta interview for the role???

The kids are losing recipes.

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

Uncontrollably sobbing at work because I. Am. loved.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

This is financial abuse hope this helps 🫶🏾

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

She already finished shopping and didn't ask me ONE dumb question lmaoooo. This is what Instacart was made for!

[THE WOKER IS SEEING STEVIE WONDER 11/23 @bIkwmnlvr]

Make sure you say it was BLACK BABIES she was doing it too

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

If you put Justin Bieber and Taylor in a room with a bunch of instruments, he would wash her. If you put them in a room with no instruments, and just their voices, he would wash her. If you put them on a stage to dance, he would wash her. Watch your mouth

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

You don’t realize how many food pages you follow until you start fasting 🥲😅

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

I cannot WAIT for my sisters birthday 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

I am so over this

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

I just want a peaceful life, is that too much to ask for

[Fresh Prince of Bowel Air @grody_]

I feel 16 again 🥹

[mia @miakanaiko]

if it was zayn or harry i’d have to take PTO

[just ed @EddyWeddyNeddy]

Just tried coconut water. I’m literally begging you guys to stop lying to me