Also idc if this turns anyone off, I’m happy to announce that I am officially, finally, completely sober from every substance that has ever controlled me 🎉🎉
My bf of multiple years has been obsessed with me since the day we met and does everything for me. He loves buying me new clothes, makeup, and accessories, even things I never ask for because spoiling me is his favorite thing ever. Every time I do something different with my hair he notices. He tells me I’m beautiful every day, has me all over his socials, writes me corny love notes, makes me his screensaver (he even has a different one for every occasion.. cute ones for when he’s out in public, sexier ones for when he’s at home, ones for when he’s around my family, ones for when he’s around my friends etc), cooks for me everyday, doesn’t watch p*rn so his dick works and he’s RIPPED
He is the standard and if reading all that made you jealous and insecure, you deserve to be our locked, atm cvck bitch for the rest of your pathetic life 😂 You’re a failure of a man and the only thing you can do is drain yourself dry for our benefit, that’s what you deserve for coming out the womb inferior to ALPHA COUPLES