marxist aurelius

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

a 15 lb shit would solve all my problems

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 @gunkshake]

You know you be fuckin Miss Piggy good when she slip up and call you Kermit

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

My guy likes em tall 💯

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

I don't hate the prose, though the subject matter is a little boring, but one of the downsides of the MFA-ification of American fiction is that publication now selects for people who have their shit sufficiently together to get into prestigious graduate programs. The oracular outsiders with something interesting to say (like Vollman, McCarthy, Baldwin) are shunted aside in favor of PMC adjacent homework-doers who can put together a good set of recommendation letters. It's why you end up with tons of fiction about "my white boyfriend" and "everyone online is mad at me." These are the obstacles this class encounters. I say this as a homework-doer with an MFA lol

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

we owe bernie johnson an apology

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Let's see what your employer has to say about your little Jane Goodall joke

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

@cudownefotograf Credit the artist: @zpxlng

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

@wiresandtrees I'll take your money if you no longer want it

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

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[加藤オズワルド @ozoztv]

#きのこの日

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

a lot of you wouldn’t relate

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

@JamesCageWhite Smack your airplane?

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Poor Richard Simmons. We mourned him for 8 minutes.

[marxist aurelius @groinbag]

mine remain untarnished, ladies

[Nick @StrayDogNZ]

Seymour announces free school lunches programme to be replaced with free smoko breaks 🚬