Brooke Groom

IBEW LU 429 Proverbs 31:17

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Bitterness only hurts the one that is bitter.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

So my Nana can’t communicate well with most people due to her stroke back in ‘01. But an upside to that is I get to tell her all my dirty little secrets because she literally can’t tell anyone. One of the many reasons she is my best friend😂💕

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Time heals all. Even when you don’t want it to. You just want to hold onto all those memories for forever.. But time won’t allow it. Because eventually even the memories start to fade and then after that you just wish you could endure that kind of painful happiness again.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

“Who needs a vacuum if you have dogs”. Well Karen, dogs have fur. And they shed that fur. So without a vacuum you have a house that is COVERED in fur approximately 1 hour after sweeping the entire fucking house. So everyone with dogs need either a vacuum, a damn broom or both.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

One of my coworkers told me the other day that I should have a kid because they can’t leave me and they’ll love me forever. I was like, but I already have a dog?😂 I feel like there are much better reasons to have a child other than loneliness.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Who’s going to Talladega this year??

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

That moment when you are cracking another beer and your phone goes off at 10:15 saying “Time for bed. If you go to bed by 10:30 you will get five hours of sleep.” Fuck my life. Why do I fo this to myself.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

When I was a freshman in high school, there was a group of senior guys that made fun of me and called me baby gap because of my small frame. Well here I am, 23 years old and still buying clothes in the children’s section because it’s so much cheaper! Who’s laughing now, bitches.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Me and Papa are having a jam session in the kitchen singing Friends In Low Places. And it’s absolutely amazing lmao.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

A few odd things I’ve picked up now that I work with guys from “God’s country”
Gas station- Beer store
Police/Cops- The Law
Screw driver- Screwing stick
Any state north of TN- Yankeeland
People who fish for Perch- Perch Jerkers
This is happening to me. I’m becoming a hillbilly.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

@xkaitlinjeanx Just thought I’d tell you I love you. I remember mourning a year ago today with you.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

@sydneyLwhitaker Girl, come to Nashville. We can drink as much wine as you please and play cards all night! Bring friends though, I can’t cover that part lol.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

@CarsonHood You spelled beer wrong..

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

I won a tumbler at my work Christmas party and it holds an entire bottle of wine. So depending on how you look at it, I’m on my second glass of wine tonight.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

I held a dead baby for the first time three years ago today. Some people don’t understand why I love holding a crying baby. But man, after that you would do anything to hear them cry. Happy birthday in heaven Chast💕👼🏼We love you.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Life is so weird. I’ve never been happier but I’ve also never felt this damn depressed.

[Brooke Groom @groomer2121]

Ridiculously excited for my ice fishing trip up north next weekend!!