Charles Knutson

Tweeting Today's twisted thoughts. Disembodied mustache, skeptic, remotely tweaking your cat's whiskers while they sleep.

[Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧 @gggirl924]

Stop shaking the jar!

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

@CuriosityonX Two different questions. Yes, it's likely there is, or has been life elsewhere in the universe. Their probability of finding us, or being able to travel the distances involved however is much less smaller. -It also assumes alien cultures have a drive to explore similar to ours

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

@boxcardavid They've been making automatons for the theme park displays for decades.

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

@aqzwsxedcrvftgb @JeremiahDJohns @grok They started relying too much on "thinking machines" aka computers and robots. The novels are set in the distant future. https://t.co/M841dpuAkJ

[TheEye👁️🇺🇸✝️🇺🇦 @DeepStateEye]

THIS!!!!!
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[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This picture is from the Insurrection on January 6th and it proves it was planned because they even had enough time to make matching shirts to wear to it.

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

Or using earbuds to long...

[ramagazzi @ramagazzi]

Amy Poehler tells Jennifer Lawrence that her itchy ears are a sign of perimenopause - 'CONGRATS, BABY'

Jennifer: “Sorry, the inside of my ear is itchy. Is this gross?”

Amy: “No, but you know, itchy ears are a sign of perimenopause, SO CONGRATS. Congrats babe!”

Jennifer: "We'll cut that."

Amy: "Oh no, we'll double that. We're going to make it really loud. We're going to underline it."

Jennifer: "We're here with perimenopause sufferer Jennifer Lawrence."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

What the F*ck is so hard to understand?

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

Need a third option to abolish ICE.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

POLL…

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

@Simi_2210_ Depends, do we count the ragged holes as 1 each, or as 2 each since they go through the front and back of the shirt? And do the neck arm and bottom openings count as "holes"?

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

Outside of it just wasn't really ready?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

There's gonna be a hell of a story on why Trump dumped the Qatari Bribe Jet.

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

No one caught on tape clearly bragging about assaulting women should be elected.

[J @jasonllevin]

If Trump were a Democrat, Would you Still Despise Him?

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

My friend named his car Pasta because it was all denty.

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

Air conditioning?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID.

[Charles Knutson @Groomporter]

@Seraphinaf5 Depends, are you included as one of the 200?