The Groom Diaries

I’m sorry that I got my blood in your horses teeth (actually a farrier now but I refuse to change my handle 🤷🏼‍♀️)

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Not every groom needs to know how to ride, but every rider should know how to groom

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

You have to see Oppenheimer first. This is because Barbie lives in the world that Oppenheimer built.

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I’m not going to claim to know anything about his previous marriage, but this caption definitely seems like a dig

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@styled_eq I had to stop watching Heartland because of this shit. Like you think I won’t recognize that Spartan is a completely different black horse because you haphazardly sharpied in his blaze??

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Equestrians like me are going to such extremes these days to put some color on those pale legs

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@styled_eq Bruises don’t appear on the visible part of the hoof immediately, they start internally at the sensitive tissue and migrate outwards as the hoof grows. Any discoloration could be weeks or even months old depending on how he grows. Could be from concussion, weather, nutrition, etc

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No question, it’s this for me

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@just__abs It was an old pic, but thank you 😅 happiest of birthdays to you!! (But just imagine I was cool enough to tell you yesterday)

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@just__abs Sort of had a similar birthday this year, my roommates really went above and beyond for my 42nd trip around the sun.

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@emequsss And fit nicely in my lady hands. I think they’re comparable to Kahn’s (in model and price) since most places don’t carry Triton https://t.co/dM5vNcCMq9

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@emequsss I assume you’re using GEs, and imo they’re overrated. Sure they’re nice and will last longer, but it’ll cost you way more in having them sent in to be fixed rather than just buying a newer less expensive set. I get these from my local shop, and they’ve been super reliable …

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hurt my feelings having to scroll so far back for this one

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@Chestnut_champ The way this was formatted and the actual contents of the post, it took me way too long to figure out this wasn’t a meme

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@theirnewstart Also would love to see a little red pony named Reba with show name “One Chance Fancy”

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@theirnewstart Solid dark bay mare named Calypso
Flashy gelding (any color) named Excalibur
Both would have Cal as the barn name lol

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@kathykadewyn I adopted him when he was 3, so it would be my dream to find one of his littermates, but it’s honestly way more likely that the dog you have in mind is either a doppelgänger (dogpelgänger?) or time traveling variant from a parallel universe

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My parents were at a museum in Paris and found out that my dog is most likely a time traveler. The painter really captured his awkward little body and haunted eyes ❤️

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I work with another farrier sometimes, and whenever a horse is pawing/acting up/etc, I’ll yell “hey!” to get its attention. The other farrier will say “hay is for horses” and I’ll say “then it’s a good thing I was talking to the horse you old fuck”

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@CDNeventerr I was skeptical, but I lost 1 dog and was concerned for my other boy so I booked a session with a lady I heard about on a podcast. UNBELIEVABLE the things she told me. Stories that only my family I knew and all done over a zoom call. She’s the real deal!

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Tried the baby horse on 3/1/20 and brought him home 3/28/20

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Go in your camera roll and show me March 2020

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@HorselessEQ Merlin is my guilty pleasure 🫣