grace

[derpy @derpyez]

no babe thats my emotional support platonic homegirl that i'm a little attracted to

[cav empty @cavempty_]

on instagram reels sending something dumb to my dumb friend and something gay to my gay friend

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

why don’t men ever get drunk and call you

[misa! @misak1nz]

reconnecting with someone and it’s even better the second time around

[lavender @mangolavenderr]

If a man ever told me he spoke life into me idk what I’ll do to him ngl

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Do u fw girls who eat popcorn so aggressively that when they go home from the movie theater & get undressed, some loose kernels fall out of their bra?

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

my advice to women is dont say more than u absolutely need to bc if he does not ask he #doesnotcare

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[mira @mirahalle]

There is a crisis going on with men right now. None of them want to jester for a woman anymore. They can’t even entertain a “why do you hate me” text

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

The most beautiful girl you know is out there somewhere farting crazy style

[kat @yslnadi]

A man should put the woman he is in love with before his male friends and a woman should put her girlfriends over the man she is in love with

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites