Groot_X

clipper ✂️ and content creator

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Ft: @2GoonsPod

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“I’ve never had penetrative s*x… I have 5,000 hours in VR Chat.”

Popular adult creator and egirl Pinkchyu shocks podcast hosts by revealing she has 5,000 hours in VR Chat and has never actually had sex in real life:

Pinkchyu: “I don’t ever talk about stuff really, because I’ve never actually done it.”

Host: “Wait, you’re a virgin?”

Pinkchyu: “Yes. Even in past relationships that I don't want to talk about, I never did it.”

Host: “Wait, you are a virgin? You’ve never had penetrative s*x?”

Pinkchyu: “I kid you not, 5,000 hours in VR Chat. I did not leave my room. That was gooning with people, doing horny stuff.”

“And trust me, I get made fun of sometimes on my content. Like, I tried to one time do something with a d*ldo and they're like, 'Dude, is she a truck driver? Why is she driving like that?' I'm like, 'I'm trying to figure it out!'”

Host: “Okay, no, I'm blown away...”

Pinkchyu: “It's weird because I don't ever talk about it because I have the aesthetic of trying to be a dom mommy. But it's like, how are you a dom mommy when you play Magic: The Gathering, like anime, and game all day? I’m just autistic, I don’t know what to say.”

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“You basically replace the two cylinders of the p*nis with artificial ones that are like a pump… remember the old Reebok shoes?”

Dr. Karyn explains the wild mechanical reality behind surgical p*nile implants and how they actually function inside the body:

Host: “What if someone gets it, can they still get an erection normally?

Dr. Karyn: “No. Once you have a p*nile implant, that’s why we don’t usually put them in men unless they have exhausted all erectile dysfunction options.”

“You basically replace the two cylinders of the p*nis that are natural with artificial ones that are like a pump. There are two cylinders that go inside, and a pump in the scrotum. You pump it up—remember like the old Reebok pump tennis shoes? Kind of like that.”

Host: “So before you have s*x, you have to pump it manually with your hand?”

Dr. Karyn: “Just with your fingers. There is literally a little pump that goes on one side of the scrotum, adjacent to a testicle. It feels almost like a little water balloon. You pump it, and this valve forces sterile fluid into the cylinders to make the p*nis erect.”

Host: “And then after?”

Dr. Karyn : “When you’re finished, there’s a deflate button and it goes back completely flat. It’s pretty ingenious, but it’s an absolute one-way street.”

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Ft: @hollyrandalltv

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“I dated a guy once who had a really big d*ck and it was the most boring s*x of my f*cking life.”

Adult film star Madison Ivy shares why she actually prefers an “average” size, revealing that guys with huge packages often end up being lazy lovers who skip the romance:

Host: “How important is p*nis size to you?”

Madison Ivy: “Pnis size is not important to me actually. I'm not a size queen. I dated someone who was huge, to the point where I felt like my pssy was being punched into my brain. Without kissing to warm me up, it became very uncomfortable.”

“I started to feel like, well, you know, average is so much more my speed for a daily fck, 'cause I'm a daily fcker. The big ones, it's a little much sometimes.”
Host: “What's average to you, or what's an ideal size?”

Madison Ivy: “Like 5 to 6 inches. I feel like that type of human usually comes with the want of being a bit more of a romantic. Sometimes the size comes with this bravado of 'I am badass,' but if you're just going to slam your pelvis into me, that's not going to do anything for me.”

Host: “Yeah, almost like, 'This thing that I have is all that I need. It’s the finishing move.'”

Madison Ivy: “There’s a million other moves! I remember I dated a guy once who was really, really good-looking and had a really big dck, and it was the most boring sx of my f*cking life.”

“I think he just thought, 'Oh well, I'm good-looking and I have a big d*ck, so therefore I don't need to do anything.'”

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Ft: @RamseyShow

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“My husband forces me to borrow $50,000 from my parents every time he wants to start a personal project…”

Caller: “We’ve created a habit in our marriage where I go to my parents and ask for money. And this basically comes from him telling me to do so.”

Rachel: “How long have you guys been married?”

Caller: “Almost 20 years.”

Rachel: “And how much money are you looking for when you ask them?”

Caller: “It’s probably around $40,000 to $50,000 each time.”

Dave: “Each time? So he brings you a want or a crisis that he hasn't figured out a way to handle, and he says, ‘Oh, you’ve got to help with this cuz your mom and dad are like the infinite bank over there.’”

Rachel: “Would you say that's true, Stacy?”

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John Cena didn’t even know he was the same age as Jackson from Hannah Montana until Jimmy Fallon told him on live TV 😭

VULPIS: "How did the John Cena meme become a thing?"

EARLES: "I don't think I realized at the time we were the same age... For 15 years people have been sending me that meme of the two of us together.

About two months ago, John is on Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy's like, 'Did you know that you guys are the same age?' And John was like, 'What?'

It was the first time John Cena had ever heard that we were the same age."
ft: @bobowpodcast

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ft: @sircalebhammer

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Financial Audit guest says he answered his new girl’s phone in bed and got cussed out by her sugar daddy demanding his luxury purses and $3,000 Dior necklace back, and he still stayed with her
Caleb: “You expected him to fully take care of you financially 2 months in, but you say you’re not a gold digger?”
Michael: “We were laying in bed one morning. She gets a phone call, looks really scared, and hangs up. Then they call right back. I take the phone and answer like, ‘Yo, who is this?’”
“There’s this dude basically cussing me out like, ‘Tell her to give me my money back, tell her to give me that necklace back and all the purses I bought her!’ It was this guy sending her money the entire 3 months we were dating.”
“She made it clear she had no interest in him and was just leading him on using him for his bread. And I’m sitting there like, ‘Okay, so if you’re using him for his money and taking all this cash… how am I going to be any different?’”

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@rickdeetweets @BeldexCoin $8M into privacy infrastructure is a serious signal.
Beldex is putting capital behind a thesis that’s only getting more relevant.

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@mok4vi @BeldexCoin @Sigma_VC Funding is easy to hype.

What matters is what gets shipped afterward.

Beldex already has the stack. Now the interesting part is seeing what this capital builds next. 👀

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@HBO_data The real edge isn’t tracking ships.

It’s verifying what AIS can’t tell you.

SeaVerity’s confidence-scored ground truth is the interesting part. ⚓️

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@REHANH0SSAIN @IronAllies_ Iron Lord #63 has that ancient, powerful vibe.
The lore is what makes this drop interesting.

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@mdlabibbiswas6 @sixsevenapp The $67 growth story is a strong reminder:

Community + skin in the game can accelerate adoption in ways passive audiences can’t.

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@HoodBunNFT Anticipating!!!!

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@DivaJoann @WireNetwork Web3 doesn’t need more liquidity narratives.

It needs better engineering. That’s the real bottleneck.

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@Dopportunist1 Leverage without a seatbelt is just a liquidation speedrun 😂. Automatic rebalancing makes a lot more sense.

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@Rihea0 @axisrobotics @BitRobotNetwork Free-to-farm opportunities are getting interesting. 👀

Axis + BitRobot are two I’d keep on the radar while they’re still early.

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@Trathoa @sleepagotchi Sleep becomes more interesting when the feedback actually changes the experience.

Sleepagotchi makes recovery feel like progress.