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Weddings are basically funerals, w/cake.- Rick Sanchez , Rick and Morty.

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I went to Florida for my vacation and I couldn't enjoy it all the way. I kept getting reminded of how I lost my heavenly furbaby that I used to take vacation trips with and I kept crying. Everyday. I miss my Sammy. He made me happy. W/out him, I want to die. #depression #Grief

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I've taken everyone's advice about dating. Nothing works. So #ivegivenup #dating #thisiswhyimsingle

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

Getting my period first day traveling on vacation & I'm trying to make it come faster. So far eating vitamin C foods, don't work. Ginger tea, doesn't work. Now I'm drinking milk w/cinnamon. So let's see what happens #inducingperiod #periodmyths

[WPDE ABC15 @wpdeabc15]

The Myrtle Beach Police Department is searching for 17-year-old Destiny Randolph, who was last seen in the area of 1804 N. Ocean Blvd on Friday evening.
https://t.co/L3mIafz8Dr

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Dana Carvey is royalty. 👑

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

Looks like we got work to do. #SaveTheWinchesters #spnfamily https://t.co/13emgJi2MQ

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

Let’s go!!!! #SaveTheWinchesters

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

And we’re off…
#SaveTheWinchesters

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

Do people who have a #footfetısh give good; #footmassages? 😂

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

Lately, I hate life. I have a plan for life, I'm afraid and procrastinate the plan. Life, throws family members at me; that have beef with me. Out of the blue. Now, I'm uploading canvas. Because it's part of the plan. I don't want more beef. *Sigh* #iwanttogobacktosleep

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

My mom's on TikTok and Snapchat and my Dad is on Facebook. How did my life, get this weird? #thisisntreality #wtf #howisthislife #TrueStory #nowheretorun

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

@TheHauntedHub Tom.

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I don't know if there is racism about depression and suicide. I just told my Mom about a celebrity, that committed suicide. & She was mad at me. Because she was racist about the idea of suicide; and I didn't like what she said. ..I hate the holidays. #bahhumbug

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I'm pretty sure, my #soulmate is already married. Gay or dead. #cynical #datingtips #datingcoach #datingcoach

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I recently gave up #dating, it's too much of a heachache and stress. That seems like the type of thing; that goes in a relationship with the wrong guy. I've had too many of those to fill a cliff side. #loveisdead and I'm happy about #dyingalone #notreallythough

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

I'm #saging my bedroom at 12:42 and with my #essentialoildiffuser and my #essentialoils while I just made a cup of #HoneyLemon #tea . I should just go to bed, but the truth is. I've been feeling like dog shit all this week. I need a win. #ihategettingsick

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

On #TikTok all the #singlemen are in #florida . They make videos about shooting their shot. But they never make an effort to connect with anyone. It seems a missed opportunity for #clout . Meanwhile I'm stuck in South Carolina; there's no one I want. #dyingalone

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

Everyone hates pineapple on pizza, but no one has had bbq chicken on pizza. #YOLO

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

@FamilyGuyonFOX When you bring up democratic views on the show. It reminds me of my Mom, when she's mad that her boyfriend farted in public. She'll complain about it to him, 9 times; here & there. Then on the 10th time, she complains in detail; about how she's embarrassed by it.

[Medium Mouse @grootiam1978]

@familyguy when you bring up, democratic views. It reminds me of how annoyed, my Mom gets. When her boyfriend farts in public. She complains to him, about it. Nine times here & there. Then finally on the tenth time, she complains in full detail. About how embarrassing it is.