GKL

Library stuff, obstacle course racing, writing, miscellaneous funny stuff. Words in @mcsweeneys, Funny Times, and the Ren Faire Reporter.

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@crmonks Vietnam-style "We had to destroy the village to save it" effects on comedy, perhaps? The amount of dipshittery we all consume can't be healthy for us.

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@bessbell Was it Alf? You know, from Alf? (The TV show about Alf)?

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@justcuuper The republicans have been marching down this path for decades. From Rush Limbaugh to "if yer not wit us yer agin us" to the tea party to q to MAGA. They've been fine with it at every point. All republicans are bastards.

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@DirtRoadPickup Until you ask yourself how your party got like this, and have an answer for how to fix it, you're still a bad person.

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It's weird that people are pretending to be confused that the Russian propaganda they distribute comes from Russia, right?

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@LauraSkopec You may enjoy the song "Grandaddy" by The Horne Section. It... complements this experience. https://t.co/qu7aP5sCYf

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@joncoopertweets Bemolded.

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@svdate I assumed he's trying to draw a connection with NAMBLA to appeal to dipshit right wingers who like to call liberals pedophiles. It's dipshittery, whatever he's trying.

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@80sirishlegend Also cool. More than one person can be cool.

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In a few months, hopefully, republicans will have lost and will be desperately trying to show that they're normal people who deserve to be listened to. But remember: they've been weird for decades, and anyone with an r behind their name say that and said, "yeah, sure."

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@Leahgreenb It's a shame we use the same word to describe Weird Al and weird MAGA but fortunately our language is strong enough to incorporate context clues so people who claim they don't understand the difference are lying and the latter.

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@DGlaucomflecken Why is he not yet Jonathan's apprentice?

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@SethAbramson It is a shame this language doesn't distinguish between Weird Al weird and weird MAGA weird, but at least context clues make it obvious what's meant.

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@missmulrooney Yep, they're cool with that.

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@TeddyRoosevalt His CB2 catalog looks like a Playboy from 1982.

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@AmandaBecker @gay_lumberjack At least he remembered to sign out of his "Black woman" account...

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@natsechobbyist Until she does she can repurpose hee Russia flag.

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@RpsAgainstTrump But Donald trump is the natural culmination of decades of ever-growing right-wing dipshittery. Why was the tea party not a step too far for you people? Or lying into Iraq? Or "Feminazis?"

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@AttorneyNora And remember that if a Republican is speaking, you should assume they are doing so in bad faith until proven otherwise.

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@DevinCow You can like all the people who say good things without spending 95% of their time saying bullshit that will expand their platform instead. It limits/eliminates your celebrity options but that's not such a bad thought by.