@marriedmn Without ever asking about my day…I spend at least the 1st half hour listening to her griping about her’s. I literally have to just stand there listening with my hands still full, my work clothes still on and have to wait until she’s done before I can go change and relax.
@TheXMatriarch Sometimes I just stand in her way a little when she walks by, just to see if she’ll touch me. Maybe just reach out and brush me with her hand as she walks by, or anything…but it’s always nothing.
I touch her every day, no reaction.
@atensnut I was just telling the old lady how excited I am for Spaceballs 2. She looked at me like I had a railroad spike through my head. She has totally lost her sense of humor getting older.
@Kentuckygirl1 The 3 basic rules for self defense…
Person can’t see, person can’t fight
Person can’t breath, person can’t fight
Person can’t stand, person can’t fight
@oelma__ The only person you can truly trust 💯 of the time is yourself.
If that little voice in your head ever says “hey, don’t do that”, then don’t do it.
People say “never bring a knife to a gunfight”
I say “don’t go to any gunfights”
And, you’re never too old to do goofy stuff.
@TheXMatriarch My wife is a total hottie that I haven’t been able to touch for 5 years. No hugs, snuggles, intimacy. Won’t sleep in our bed. She’s miserable and angry all the time, acts like she’s bothered or annoyed even if I’m sitting quietly in the same room. I’m suffering from depression…
@Sofia50020Sofia A buddy of mine just had his 60th bday and said he’s going through a midlife crisis.
“So you’re living to 120?” I asked…
Sorry bud. Your midlife was years ago 😆
@YoAdrienne1968 Only going to state this on your post because you’re just so dang beautiful 😍
I knew back then it was a sham and told everyone I knew to not put that poison in them. I didn’t, caught it once, sick for a week then that was it. A friend texted me last night and said “you knew” 😏