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[. @groovydecay]

Well, you’ve all been really helpful. I don’t even have Twitter friends how fucking pathetic is that. I’m obv barking up the wrong tree as usual. Why am I even here? Spoiler: I’m not anymore.

[. @groovydecay]

I need advice on what to do when depressed af as soon as possible. Answer #1 is “stay off Twitter”, right

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

gator is short for alligator

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

my stomach hurts from wheezing

[. @groovydecay]

People who say they can’t watch horror movies because their imaginations are too vivid...I do not understand. Oh wait...they’ve figured out what they think is a cool way of saying they’re wimpy babies. Got it.

[. @groovydecay]

@StevieOakley Happy happy birthday! 🎂

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I still remember my dad bouncing me on his knee when I was about 6 months old and I looked up at him and said “father, why doesn’t the proletariat strive to control the means of production” and he dropped me on my head. Later that day I wrote the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven.

[. @groovydecay]

#43traitors

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

In this evil world of sin I am used to seeing the Villains win. 🤷🏾‍♂️ 👹

[. @groovydecay]

The pic would be nice, I guess. 😆

[. @groovydecay]

@thorharris666 Weekend Fresh Cut Update (w/added bandanna)!

[Grandma Li @AtsukosGrandma]

I put in trash can

[Robyn Hitchcock @RobynHitchcock]

Howe...Steve...me: where are we now? At home, probably, with tarpaulin draped over each of us, reeking of dust and mothballs. Relive the days when musicians could travel with this antique transmission:

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

In bed tripping off my nut and thinking about chess again.

[Robyn Hitchcock @RobynHitchcock]

Anxiety is the cream of dread: g’night y’all 👋🏿💜

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

Done nothing all day, adda bath. Fuck you.

[LOW @lowtheband]

None of this shit works if people cheat and lie.

[. @groovydecay]

I must say though that it’s a LOT nicer here since I started muting almost every single politician. Highly recommended.

[. @groovydecay]

Twitter just advised me that today is my 5-year anniversary on here. #whoopdefuckingdoo

[. @groovydecay]

Some of the replies to this...amazing. I will never understand how there are so many humorless people in the world. Lighten up.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

I just replaced the paper towel on the metal holder thingy and if my wife doesn’t notice it and say something I swear to god