a.t. jazz

i’m supposed to have 3 rocky marriages and die in a hotel fire

[stew @thestew14]

he has fourteen children, and one dog! he would like another dog!

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“go piss girl” changed everything for me re: going piss

[fistabella @bellacampbell_]

POV: you order a gin and tonic but I’m a flair bartender

[Dr. Death Metal @TheUnshored]

A message we can all get behind

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

For sure a Leo

[a.t. jazz @groovykar]

@thestew14 only scumbags and assholes don’t like scoob

[stew @thestew14]

name one person that doesn’t like scooby doo you can’t and i wouldn’t believe you if you did

[stew @thestew14]

get drunk and get active on yelp support small businesses

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Leo: hey before we make out can you sign this agreement thank you
Crush: it says here I need to give you at least 69 compliments a day regarding your intellect & appearance
Leo: yes it would just make me more comfortable thank you so much for understanding

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

They were gonna find out anyway. Happy Birthday, Artemis!

[a.t. jazz @groovykar]

@thestew14 breadposting

[stew @thestew14]

fuck i love bread

[a.t. jazz @groovykar]

@thestew14 ooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooi

[stew @thestew14]

bartender let me request t pains buy u a drank automatic 5 stars

[stew @thestew14]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the fur with the fur the whole club was lookin at her she hit the floor she hit the floor let’s make em know shawty got low low low low low low low low low low low low low

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Murmuring "Ok slay" as someone shows me how to use a can opener

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

tony soprano is like hello kitty for men