roach mommy

salem witch trial survivor

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Showing my exterminator a picture of a roach that I want him to kill and another picture of a roach that I want him to protect

[🌎Kelly Pringle🌎 @kellypringleart]

Cats on the Rocks 🪨🍸

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

devil on my shoulder: you gotta go to the store and get milk

angel on my shoulder: you need that milk

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Illustration by Janusz Grabianski

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 @sometimes317]

Aaaaeeee

[Wild at Heart @emmanu_elle_]

Dimanche

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Ohhhh you hate me. Should we have a party. Should we invite my Mother

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i got a porn virus on my geek bar

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 @sometimes317]

HAVE U?

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Leonardo Devito, Camera d'Albergo.

[Paradox 🫀 @CorrodedParadox]

Merry fishmas

[𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗘 @UndergroundAeon]

chimeric superintelligence

[Justin McElroy @thoughtographic]

Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 @sometimes317]

I’m hungry!