k walz

diagnosed sillypath | she/her

[k walz @groovyweenie]

this is the most I will EVER care about soccer

[k walz @groovyweenie]

CANADA’S FIRST EVER WIRLD CUP WIN LETS GOOO 🇨🇦 TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREEEEE BABYYYY

[k walz @groovyweenie]

@kathryntdubbs Somebody has to do it!

[k walz @groovyweenie]

All I know is ever since LMFAO was made to apologize for party rocking, everything has gotten objectively worse

[k walz @groovyweenie]

Marty Supreme

[k walz @groovyweenie]

@kathryntdubbs is it prescription

[k walz @groovyweenie]

Watched as the guy on the bus next to me ask ChatGPT if he should leave his wife. It said yes

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!

[k walz @groovyweenie]

oh brother this guy STINKS

[Variety @Variety]

This week’s cover story:

Inside David Ellison’s Dramatic First 100 Days at Paramount: Courting Tom Cruise Blockbusters, Forging Ties With Trump and Daring Anyone Else to Buy Warner Bros. Discovery

https://t.co/SqO3bprvAb

[k walz @groovyweenie]

someone asked me if I was 5’6” earlier… the disrespect….

[k walz @groovyweenie]

think about all the copycat videos it would spawn. Everyone clowning on him until it WORKED then suddenly he’s a genius. Jake Novak gang rise up

[k walz @groovyweenie]

I have unironically been rooting for him to get cast since this first came out. 100% the funniest outcome

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

It’s his time

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

She also disliked him, FWIW

[k walz @groovyweenie]

I can tell everyone on the bus is really jealous of the fact that I have 120 semi-professional grade ping pong balls in my tote bag….. like they’re not even trying to hide it

[k walz @groovyweenie]

nobody asked to see it but here it is anyway

[k walz @groovyweenie]

there’s a tiktok edit of OJ Simpson set to good riddance by green day and it reduces me to tears every time I watch it

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

As a guy, what fun styles do we even have

[k walz @groovyweenie]

genuinely one of the most thrilling things i’ve ever experienced… been chasing that high ever since

[Pop Base @PopBase]

8 years ago today, the Oscars mistakenly announced ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner instead of ‘Moonlight.’

[k walz @groovyweenie]

@shutupisabel isabel this is actually all I’ve ever wanted to know

[k walz @groovyweenie]

entirely jacking Mr. Peanut’s stunt…. We haven’t forgotten Baby Nut

[Duolingo @duolingo]

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