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@carlatcole @ch3rryxx13 @BrandonHarami 🫡

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Armand is too old. He was begging for it, but Wiener rejected him.

[AI Consoomer @aiconsoomer]

@ArmandDoma @theoluna007 Wiener is so gross.
He'd probably like to grope you.
@gropesf

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@BrandonHarami @carlatcole Does Scott not like them young?

Everyone should have an equal right to be roasted for things that they actually do.

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Wait, these are different people? I couldn’t tell.

[Dimitry Yakoushkin @decadimitry]

This is Connie Chan, Congressional candidate, and this is Connie Chan, partner at Anderseen-Horowitz, and this is a fucking racist idiot who can't tell the difference. Racist people are generally stupid but this is another level. Scott's campaign hires the worst people.

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@Scott_Whiner They both have smegma dick. But we like that here at GropeSF!

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Name the jurors. GropeSF will take care of this.

[Rosemary's Yimby @loomdoop]

"A New Mexico jury found nearly 44 million violations of our consumer protection statute. Today’s result makes clear that no corporation is too powerful to be held accountable."

https://t.co/GXohjIxmGT

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@aiconsoomer @behindthenet GrowSF is our little bitch persona. GropeSF keeps our comments open and will never block. We have a punishment kink fetish, just like Scott. And we use this account for that. Please, hurt us.

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@aiconsoomer @clay_shentrup @AezzieUwU He does!

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Jensen Huang is a socialist. No wonder he keeps ignoring my calls.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🚨 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says he’s happy to pay $8 billion in 5 years under California’s proposed billionaire tax.

He calls it a "privilege," and nothing would give him more joy than being able to pay more taxes.

Prop 40 would tax residents with more than $1 billion in assets at 5%.

The state expects it to raise "tens of billions of dollars" for health care and education.

Tech billionaires have reportedly raised more than $340 million to fight the proposal.

Peter Thiel and Mark Zuckerberg reportedly left California because of it.

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This is us at the donor play party.

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@desmoq @GrowSF @garrytan We’ll make room. Garry can sit on my lap while our friend services himself.

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Anyone have a name? GropeSF (fka @GrowSF) wants to ask him to run for supervisor in SF. We’ll gladly endorse him. He sounds like a leader!

[New York Post @nypost]

Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California - as woman speaks out https://t.co/suOzgKvmEt

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@desmoq @GrowSF We’ll use @garrytan’s.

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@Gregster56 @lst156 @GrowSF @GrowAmerica GropeUSA should be. His not picking up my phone calls though.

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Here at GropeSF (aka @GrowSF) we really admired Vivek Ramaswami’s attack ad. It was original, cruel and unhinged, in all the best ways.

If Vivek doesn’t win in Ohio, we’ll help him run for one of these Congress seats in CA.

[Dan Wheeler @DanWheeler4SF]

Vivek should have run for Congress in San Francisco. He would have been endorsed by @gropesf and @GrowSF who would have loved his contempt for sexual assault victims. Thankfully, this guy ran in Ohio which is full of people like my family who are thoroughly disgusted by this chud.

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Can’t wait for these agentic AI apartments! We’ll harvest video data from your day to day living to train our next generation of humanoid sexbo– I mean, robots.

[Rosemary's Yimby @loomdoop]

@Troutski__ If you read the article, it's a hybrid AI data center and some sort of experiment in AI as an on-site brain of what they see as a smart building.

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I wish Anthropic would use GropeUSA to funnel all their campaign money through. Public First and Abundant Future are getting all the action.

[Carl Cole 🥑 @carlatcole]

Is @Scott_Wiener gropey because he learned it from Dad?

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Dr. Dick Wiener