Kyla Gross

President Bush held me when I was a baby.

[Kelly Washington @washingtonkelly]

Leslie Knope would have had a binder for this

[kelly @LouderVisuals]

2020

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

@reubsmoney as long as there’s no tannins👏🏽

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

I had never even heard of @thebucketlistfamily before this Christmas and now they’ve single handedly taken over all of Instagram.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

spoiler alert: every Temecula commuter is on the naughty list.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

one year at Thanksgiving my brother was on an 8,000 calorie bulking diet and he ate an entire wheel of baked Brie with a fork and then missed out on all the festivities because he spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Grace never seems fair until you need a little.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

I feel very strongly that treadmills deserve the same etiquette as urinals; like don’t take the one right next to me when the entire row is open, I don’t need you looking over my shoulder at my business

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

back in jr. high we had to do the mile fitness test and I sprained my ankle on some uneven ground the very first lap, but bc I was chubby my P.E. teacher assumed I was faking and made me finish so I limped the entire way and it took me 16+ minutes😂

[Taco Trey Kerby @treykerby]

LOL just realized Apple couldn’t call em AirBuds because of the dog-athlete.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

just witnessed a man still in his white coat light up a cigarette as he headed to his car after a shift at the cancer center, and the irony was not lost on me.

[Isabel Wild @baysically]

Fun fact you can tell if a guy is a liar if he says he’s 5’11. If he was ACTUALLY 5’11 he would round up and say he was 6’, but since he knows he can’t pass for 6’ he chooses 5’11 to sound taller. Guys who say they’re 5’11 are always 5’9 sorry I don’t make the rules.

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

florida man arrested after deputies say he fired at them with a gun and live-streamed their shootout on instagram

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

[Erica Boer @elboerito]

Also I am just so excited to stand by my girl @gross_ky ❤️🤩 (and drink that champagne in 8 weeks😂🎉)

[Kyla Gross @gross_ky]

you haven’t really learned patience until you’ve grown out bangs.