Brandon Gross

[Brandon Gross @grossbg]

@MizzyMogs Aces of the Pacific, X wind vs Tie Fighter, Counterstrike 1.5, Doom, Warcraft 2, Unreal Tournament, Wolfenstein 3D....

[Brandon Gross @grossbg]

@ojessie__ Shinobi (Sega Master System)

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@AuthorGFAllen Hyperion by Dan Simmons

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@TheSCIF This is fucking awesome are you kidding me!?

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@miloblake99 @WatcherGuru 100%

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@itsJohnRocker I don't feel bad for pork chop AT ALL....but not one semi athletic hero is going to run up and liu kang forward forward high kick this slow bitch right in the back to get control of the situation?

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@DustinCanFly Been saying this for 25 years

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@DefiantLs Not shedding any tears over this crazy porkchop, but no semi-athletic male in sight could stop her? Sneak around running jump kick her in the back? No male wants to be the hero in this situation? What a bunch of pussies!

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@realjorgepaez @MattWalshBlog Shut up faggot bitch

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@sneed_emmanuel @DefiantLs Concur 👍

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@MMAJunkie Fuck yes

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@Luciphell @TheCinesthetic Solid assessment

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@AuthorGFAllen Hyperion

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@TaraBull Hell yeah Lars

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@Mishi_2210 17

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@RinoTheBouncer Tutorials. For some reason I always skip the and go the hard way.

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@SepzenoOfficial Dark

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@LuvXmaiko Lorraine

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

> Be me - Elon
> Just nuked the timeline with a Kardashev Scale reality check "I have a plan"
> Meanwhile, China’s out here printing solar panels like it’s counterfeit fentanyl, absolutely curb-stomping the US in the sunshine Olympics. We’re bringing pocket knives to a laser fight
> Bro we are literally about to run out of atoms for NVLink cables and you think the Nevada grid is gonna save us?
> Realize AI is now the most expensive cocaine habit in human history
> Current US grid: ~500 GW average, already sweating like a vegan at a Texas BBQ
> One frontier model run in 2028 gonna slurp more juice than the entire country of France role-playing as a lights festival
> Earth data centers already out here committing war crimes on rivers for cooling water
> Do the math, smooth-brains... we’re about to need the entire grid just to train Grok-7

> Chips? TSMC and Samsung sending me the same email every quarter: “Dear Elon, lol no ❤️”
> Fine
> Tesla Terafab incoming - 10 million wafers/year, built next to Giga Texas, powered by whatever the fuck I want because I own the rockets
> Power situation?
> Earth: crying over natural gas permits
> Me: quietly lofting 500–800 MW of thin-film solar per Starship flight like it’s Uber Eats for the vacuum
> That’s one fully functional orbital gigawatt every week if I feel spicy
> Orbital data centers = infinite free sunlight + 3 K cosmic microwave background heat sink
> Translation: your Earth rigs are space heaters with a gambling addiction
> My orbital rigs are perfect blackbody radiators running at 100% duty cycle while sipping starlight like it’s martinis at 3 a.m
> Latency? Starlink lasers already do 100 Gbps cross-continent
> In two years we’ll be doing petabit
> Your query goes up, answer comes down faster than your GPU finishes complaining about spot pricing
> Phase 1: xAI orbital constellation makes Memphis supercluster look like a Raspberry Pi someone dropped in a puddle
> Phase 2: every AI company on Earth begs for rack space on my satellites like it’s the last helicopter out of Saigon
> Phase 3: Kardashev Type II by 2045 or I’ll personally apologize to the Sun for underutilizing it
> Groundcels seething in replies: “b-but atmospheric losses” “b-but launch costs” “b-but orbital decay”
> My brother in Christ I own the launch company I am the atmospheric loss
> Stay poor down there fighting over lake water I’m moving humanity’s IQ to orbit

[Brandon Gross @grossbg]

@StevieMac03 @grok Sick!! Song/artist name?