johnny panic

sometimes I think that I’m bigger than the sound

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@KyleMackProd Yes, I have done it many times and will do it again. A hyperbole would be to say that I also cry at disingenuous tweets engineered specifically to provoke an audience and then spend the rest of my time coquettishly responding as though the feedback is absurd.

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I don’t talk about my family very much but the fact that I can call Kate and say “what’s the movie about the dead sister?” and we have The Uninvited within ten seconds is a testament to our shared brain

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@Whetgorl I don’t think she was a Ru girl! She did have impeccable blond fingerwaves though

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My friends and I had a full hot-pot dinner in Atlanta last night two tables down from a very recognizable drag queen and I cannot remember her name for the LIFE OF ME.

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If you were at K-Pot off of Howell Mill last night please help me!!!

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@Clavicular0 Hahahaahahhahahahahaha

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This goddamn motherfucker attacking the Smithsonian

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It’s not every day you get tasked with dressing a congressional candidate.

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@fritter1069 @billybinion Nah.

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Went to dinner with old coworkers tonight for a birthday and looked at the table in horror when I realized I was the oldest person there by eight years. Working customer service really will have you being genuine friends with babies.

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Just now seeing the Ziwe, but I love you Vince Staples??????

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@titolovesyou Oh, I guess my point was just that to a certain division of readership it does work—happy for the dialogue though!

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@titolovesyou I say this is a deep lover of WCW—disagree. The poem invited dialogue; who are we to dictate a response which reprioritizes figure and ground.

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I love to play Hole real loud outside the pet supply store

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@BalaamAndDonkey @FirstSpongebob Hahahahahahahahahahah

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Finally saw Obsession and if I had a therapist we’d be having a big talk this week

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@MattZeitlin You just slow the fuck down!

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My Wikipedia use is directly correlated to how much cannabis I’ve consumed at any given time.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

this is the most relatable, familiar tweet. when i'm stoned every few minutes i'll think, 'i'm having so much FUN' and i'm just sitting here looking at the wikipedia for 'wikipedia'

[chad @chasedbywasps]

when I used to get really high my inner monologue would be like, "I am going on an amazing journey to the kitchen"

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Tonight the guy I’m not dating said, “What happens when you just release all your stress? You fall apart?”

I WOULDN’T KNOW BUT THANK YOU JASON FOR ASKING