Josiah Williams

Like a great white shark on shark week

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... for whatever it’s worth

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@Lucyjoyviolin What about Britten Four Sea Interludes?

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@Gcdubs @blairschool @VanderbiltU @LincolnCenter @wyntonmarsalis Baller!

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

So…

You’ve put off learning how transposing instruments work and now you’re too far into your career to admit you don’t know what note a saxophone is actually playing

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@JoeListComedy @marknorm @TuesdayStories If you remember something at the last minute, did you actually forget it?

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@hankgreen This sounds like the start of a zoological rap

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Jeeps are like build-a-bears for grown ups

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Stars at Noon. Fun film!

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I don’t know why ya
Never try a
Guy like me
Here’s a spiked tea
Watchin Spike Lee
On Spike Tee-
Vee-Vuh-Vee-Vuh-Vuh
VW Beetle
Having a seat’ll
Make you see you should feel free
To tweedle-Lee my Tweedle-D
(Oui, oui)

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*eminem voice*

Hi, uhh, this is
Josiah from
ABC Supply-ah

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@SaraFlynnWX I am tuned in to the #MidwestEmmys

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Thanks for streaming on YouTube #MidwestEmmys

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The plot moistens

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Five Guys when you ask for medium fries

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Got three spots to park a car in my garage, call that a three car garage

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Could a person whose back hurts do THIS?

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Thanks for your contribution to today,
YouTube

https://t.co/yBNRmlUMFV

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

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Bell-bottom yoga pants