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Kiwi living in the UK with a much better half, three sons and a Jack Russell

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@Mr_Alexius When an Army Officer, I led a promotion course. We ran along a beach and the candidates were tired and huffing. A mile along there were a few young women sunbathing. The heads went up and the chests went out. I ran those bastards into the ocean up to their necks!

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@fesshole I am adopted. Always knew. Found my mother and family about 20 years ago. Found my father’s side this year - it’s a combination of breeding like rabbits and a huge shit show. People do the most wonderful and horrendous things for what they think are the best reasons.

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@fesshole I started doing that - back injury never properly sorted. Now at 57 I train hard every day. Making old man sounds when getting up is a warning sign I need to do more pull ups and strengthen my back. Do not go quietly into the night!

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@SenThomTillis has a lawnmower robot called Lorenzo. I have a vacuum cleaner robot called Manuel. He is from Barcelona. Where is Lorenzo from? #RealTimers

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@naked_auditor Not what happens at all. Read the military pay reviews for example and you will see the maths in detail. More pension later less pay now.

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@GBPolitcs @DailyMail Good.

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@GoodwinMJ Only 'educated' Brits spout this nonsense. This guilt thing is your original sin.

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@historyinmemes Thousands of kendoka do this every week. We may use wooden swords, bokuto, like those used to train Cruise's character in the film, but they would still easily kill you. Stopping where you want is easy once you are shown how - the smooth draw from the scabbard is more impressive,

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@ZiaYusufUK Hitting a member of the security services needs to get the strongest response.

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@AnnaRobinson84 Warm beer is a crime. And what did you do to the dog?!

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@DominicFrisby You and me both- shoulder work!

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@tomhfh Because the 2.5% was the point of the back of a fag packet policy. Gordon Brown took some flack for a low pension increase and announced this nonsense. Burnham remembers and won’t make that mistake again- if pensions go up by 50p a month the whining is politically too painful

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@WestminsterWAG Warm ale is a crime against humanity. I did not know it was also a Nazi fever dream. How come Labour politicians know so much about Nazis and their preferences?

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@Conservatives Warm ale is a crime against humanity. The Labour Party is the first, however, to suggest that it is a Nazi fever dream.

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@ItsJamesHall Yep. Slow burn but getting ready for if the next election goes the wrong way. You need a good plan - I’m thinking Malta.

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@JuliaHB1 Oh come on. Let's try it and see how long it lasts for. Britain has never had a four day week before has it...hashtag welcome back to the 1970's

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@creativeburne Kiwis wear bare feet or jandals. Come join the side of light!

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@FraserNelson Britain needs to return to being the country of "Yes, but have you thought of...?". All devemopment investment is supported, but investors are helped to do a good job. Nobody gets to just say no...you can only say would it be helpful if...?

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@fesshole Economics is a science in the same way that crystals are

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@DanielCreminGB Horrendus. Suspension should be for behaviour not speech. If he wants to talk about "the time of the baby Jesus" or "fatty Buddha" those are ok..nothing wrong with a student with character