Joseph Hall

Coder, Writer, Artist?, #gamedev, Teacher, Juggler, Musician, Punster, Daddy, Husband. #fauxcabulary. #ThoughtWorker, ex #IBMer, ex #Microsoftie.

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Just designed and ordered some @stickermule stickers from one of their generous flash sales. Knight Rider's K.I.T.T. for the win! #amdrawing

[Joseph Hall @groundh0g]

asleep
(a·sleep)
— n.

1. a jumping donkey

First posted on: Sat Jun 07 2014

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cities
(ci·ties)
— v.

1. to occupy a chair with little effort

First posted on: Wed Jun 04 2014

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frighten
(fright·en)
— v.

1. a method of preparing less than a dozen pieces of chicken

First posted on: Tue Jun 03 2014

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border
(bor·der)
— v.

1. failure to entertain a female

First posted on: Sat May 31 2014

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hormones
(hor·mones)
— v.

1. prostitute grunts

First posted on: Wed May 28 2014

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effingham
(ef·fing·ham)
— n.

1. unwanted pork

First posted on: Tue May 27 2014

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telecommute
(te·le·com·mu·te)
— v.

1. to transport a TV

First posted on: Mon May 26 2014

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cauliflower
(cau·li·flo·wer)
— n.

1. a dog's blooms

First posted on: Sun May 25 2014

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ransack
(ran·sack)
— v.

1. a jumping race

First posted on: Wed May 21 2014

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tuna
(tu·na)
— n.

1. a New Jersey radio dial

First posted on: Tue May 20 2014

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coors
(co·ors)
— n.

1. those who rise up

First posted on: Mon May 19 2014

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obey
(o·bey)
— n.

1. an almost-fully enclosed inlet of the sea

First posted on: Sun May 18 2014

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demonize
(de·mon·ize)
— n.

1. the devils peepers

First posted on: Sat May 17 2014

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@RussAndrews777 @JoshuaBarzon Looks like there's a few options on Amazon. Largest is 20x30 inches. Available as poster or canvas-over-frame. https://t.co/mB24ho8nN0

[Joseph Hall @groundh0g]

vaseline
(vas·el·ine)
— n.

1. a one-legged stableboy

First posted on: Wed May 14 2014

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cleaver
(clea·ver)
— n.

1. one who latches on

First posted on: Tue May 13 2014

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quarter
(quart·er)
— v.

1. to date with the intention of marriage

First posted on: Mon May 12 2014

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detainees
(de·tai·nees)
— v.

1. held in custody without effort

First posted on: Sun May 11 2014

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menstruate
(men·stru·ate)
— n.

1. heterosexual males

First posted on: Sat May 10 2014

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dildo
(dil·do)
— n.

1. the precursor to pickle bread

First posted on: Wed May 07 2014

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