Jack Stapleton

A sod who looks after the a sod at the John Walker Cricket Ground.

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

"Always remember that the crowd which applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading." - Terry Pratchett

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@UTDIMole Kroos?

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@SpursOfficial having secured Premier League status, how about offering @LincolnCity_FC a preseason friendly? 👀 #SpursvTheImps

[The Cricketer @TheCricketerMag]

Any pitch rated "below average" in this year's County Championship will result in the home side being awarded zero points from the fixture, regardless of the match result | @NickFriend1

https://t.co/BZCxEsCBfk

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Jump Around” - House Of Pain

☘️May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door! ☘️ Happy St. Patrick Day - Rockers!
https://t.co/K2Rx4c0PLP

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@JustEatUK had an order cancelled on me over a week ago and waiting on it to be refunded. Anyway to escalate this further?

[Lord's Cricket Ground @HomeOfCricket]

We are deeply saddened by the passing of Mick Hunt, former Head Groundsman at Lord's.

Mick was a very popular character among MCC Members and staff, and his huge smile a permanent feature around the Ground for 49 years, having joined the Lord's groundstaff in 1969 and retiring in 2018.

Few people can attest to being so indelibly connected to the history of Lord's.

We offer our sincere condolences to his family.

[Southgate RFC @southgaterfc]

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As was confirmed on Saturday at our annual dinner dance, next year we will be hosting a very special Centenary Dinner to mark 100 years of Southgate RFC.

[Walker Ground's Team @WalkerGroundsT1]

Footballs season ⚽

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

#flatsheetgiveaway

[TurfCareBlog @turfcareblog]

Flat Sheet Giveaway 💥

Just retweet with hashtag #flatsheetgiveaway and follow TurfCareBlog and Stuart Canvas for the winning draw on the 20th June

T&C here 👀 https://t.co/6OjwIZSbbk

@StuartCanvas

[Wolves @Wolves]

Please don't suffer in silence.

There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@susravioli

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

You know you'd often wonder
As the years go past
Why you ever bothered
Going to mass
Was it the fear of god
Or to find a wife
Or just buying shares
In the afterlife?

[George Mills @Gjm19Mills]

I feel like every winter groundsman complain about the weather...

Some rain count data I've collected at Aldenham...

01/Nov/22 - 28/Feb/23: 237mm
01/Nov/23 - 29/Feb/24: 418mm

Some difference, makes me feel better about the fact I can't get a machine on over half our site!

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@qikipedia

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

👀

[Daniel @kirkers1975]

@Middlesex_CCC Southgate?

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

👀

[Ware Cricket Club @WareCricketClub]

@Middlesex_CCC SOUTHGATE!!!!!!

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

Remember, Remember the Fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot.

For I see no reason, why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Jack Stapleton @groundsmanjack]

@geekcypriot Yeah same