evidence

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Ilkka Palomäki @IlkkaPalomaki]

Jännästi Fifa todennut, että pelaajien jano kestää täsmälleen amerikkalaisen urheilumedian tyypillisen mainoskatkon verran 😁 #mmfutis

[Bognosis @bognosis]

@BovrilG Big butts ... My Anaconda Don't ... yoga pants & Hawaiian shirts. It is 2014. Russia has taken Crimea, and I am young again.

[Бананова чіпсинка @banova_chipsina]

@harrygoboom

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

they call themselves “the KKK”

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

[jpark @jparkjmc]

bro this guy is genuinely ass at pokemon

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

During this drive you can see the Rockies in the distance the entire time

I always think about the pioneers. What takes us 10 hours now, took them months

Imagine walking toward an unclimbable mountain every day for months, every day it gets bigger. Your wife and 2 year old son are exhausted and bored. You have a stupid donkey carrying a bunch of canned green beans or some bullshit. You’ll probably have to eat him at some point

Every day you wake up and walk what feels like the same land. Flat, boring, nowhere to rest. And every day the mountain gets bigger. Psychological torture

[JhonaMath @JhonaMath]

I added login to https://t.co/Z5zajKR4Qw two weeks ago, and now it has 15k users, more than 100k puzzles solved, and 50k unlimited runs.

This is crazy

I was not expecting this kind of support ❤️
#indiedev #gamedev #pokefangame #pokemonㅤㅤㅤ

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

Most likely a penis.

Men often hide the penis because of stigma.

But there is more, often balls and a but.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Dying laughing at the concept of going to "rehab" for being "addicted" to gambling, then returning to your job at the gambling company

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[evidence @groundwalks]

@merenkulku Väärä päivä

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

eating pussy with my hands at 10 and 2

[Evelyn Ng @evybabee]

I made a Guitar Hero nails! 🎸

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

This is unironically the only correct way to interpret the Bible otherwise you're a straight up christofascist, sorry I don't make da rules