Group Chat Parlay

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

James Wood 1+ Runs
Phillies v Blue Jays O7.5 Runs
Astros ML
Yordan Alvarez 3+ Hits + Runs + RBIs

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Jazz Chisholm 2+ Hits + Runs + RBIs
James Wood 2+ Runs + RBIs
Braves Team Total O4.5
William Byron top 10 Finish

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@_cheeksii Hopefully we’re dead before retirement age

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Jazz Chisholm 2+ Hits + Runs + RBIs
James Wood 2+ Runs + RBIs
Braves Team Total O4.5
William Byron top 10 Finish

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

James Wood 1+ Runs
Yankees ML
Rangers ML
Rays v Marlins U8.5

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

James Wood 1+ Runs
Yankees ML
Rangers ML
Rays v Marlins U8.5

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Victor Wembanyama 30+ Points
James Wood 1+ Runs
Christian Yelich 2+ Total Bases
Royals v Twins U10.5

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Victor Wembanyama 30+ Points
James Wood 1+ Runs
Christian Yelich 2+ Total Bases
Royals v Twins U10.5

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Yordan Alvarez 2+ Runs + RBIs
Blue Jays v Braves O7.5
Cubs -1
Shea Langeliers 2+ Total Bases

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Yordan Alvarez 2+ Runs + RBIs
Blue Jays v Braves O7.5
Cubs -1
Shea Langeliers 2+ Total Bases

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

(Actually it died last night. Thanks for nothing Mikal Bridges)

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Wilyer Abreu 2+ Total Bases
Chase Burns 8+ Strikeouts Thrown
Knicks ML
Mikal Bridges 14+ Points

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Wilyer Abreu 2+ Total Bases
Chase Burns 8+ Strikeouts Thrown
Knicks ML
Mikal Bridges 14+ Points

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Mike Trout 1+ Home Runs
Oneil Cruz 1+ Home Runs
Ronald Acuna Jr 1+ Home Runs
James Wood 1+ Home Runs

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Mike Trout 1+ Home Runs
Oneil Cruz 1+ Home Runs
Ronald Acuna Jr 1+ Home Runs
James Wood 1+ Home Runs

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

Thanks to James Wood, for the second day in a row we miss by one leg. Pain.

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

JJ Bleday 2+ Total Bases
James Wood 2+ Runs + RBIs
Rangers ML
Giants v Brewers O7.5

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

JJ Bleday 2+ Total Bases
James Wood 2+ Runs + RBIs
Rangers ML
Giants v Brewers O7.5

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Nationals ML
Aaron Judge 2+ Runs + RBIs
Angel City FC ML
Braves v Reds U10.5

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Nationals ML
Aaron Judge 2+ Runs + RBIs
Angel City FC ML
Braves v Reds U10.5

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Update: Parlay is DEAD 💀

Beau Brieske sucks!

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Cason Wallace O1.5 Three Pointers Made
Ousmane Dembele Anytime Goalscorer
Dodgers ML
Tigers v White Sox U7.5

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🚨 The Absolute Don’t Play Parlay of the Day is in 🚨

Cason Wallace O1.5 Three Pointers Made
Ousmane Dembele Anytime Goalscorer
Dodgers ML
Tigers v White Sox U7.5