Bryan Groves

I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Wanting positive experience is a negative experience; accepting negative experience is a positive experience.

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

SAO took place in 2022 and I'm waiting

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Mark Zuckerberg is really James Halliday

[The Recount @therecount]

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg explains his “Metaverse” virtual world concept, which he says is about “connecting with people.”

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Life was better when we all thought "Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him" was the hardest line dropped in a song

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

You can't tell me the log truck from Final Destination 2 isn't one of the most scarring movie scenes

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Hey @elonmusk was the 1969 moon landing real?

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

What does Aladin wear on casual Fridays? His blue genies

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Wisdom is the only thing that makes growing old worth it

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

@AnimesContents

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

I hope the next election is about policies and not personalities.

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

This election is more a decision of who to vote against than who to vote for and that says a lot about politics

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

You can't use a possibility to justify a certainty

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

@Wendys I'd like a turn

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

This is honestly the most terrifying thing I've seen today

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Target

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck option package

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Proud brother of Salami Tau Gamma

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Technically humans are half centaur and half not centaur

[Bryan Groves @groves_bryan]

Can we all just continue to appreciate this?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah, I lift a little …